today, i would like to take a moment to apologize to anyone, who i have ever stalked on facebook (which is an extremely short list, consisting of three people i guess), and also to those who i have ever prank called at midnight, or those to whom i've sent random text messages from random numbers. to all these people, i apologize (this list is slightly more extensive).... now dont think i'm going all soft and all that.
the truth is that since yesterday evening, some human being (thats all i know about whoever this is), has been sending me random text messages, and whenever i ask them who they are they decline an answer. for all i know it could be little green aliens who've come to abduct me (ok maybe this is taking things a little too far). but this person, has been sending me random forwards, irrespective of threats, abuse, ridicule, and plain hatred even.
i tell this person to stop pissing me off, they send me another forward, advocating the virtues of friendship. i ask them to at least tell me how they know me, whether its a guy or a girl, and other such questions, and they reply by sending me a text saying, 'ok i'm busy now, so dont text me now, i'll talk to you in the evening'. i send another message saying, 'excuse me, but do me a favour, DO NOT text in the evening, leave me alone!!!', to which this person says, 'I'm busy i'll call you in the evening. bye'
WTF! what is this even about?! i mean why is this person driving me up the wall like this!
and to add insult to injury, this chap even knows my id, and has been leaving me messages to self in my inbox! thankfully i changed my password now, so am sort of safe (hopefully)!
even my remarkable wit is wasted on this person. sample, i ask them their name last night, so they ask me what i'll do with it... so i say, that i'm gonna put out an article in the times of india, mentioning this persons obsession for random stupidity. so they tell me thats a nice idea,and i should go ahead and do it, and use any name i feel like! what? was ? that ? even ? ever ? about?
on a serious note though, this person has shown me just what a pain in the neck it is to have someone play such a prank on you. the worst part is that they're professional, whoever they are. their only intention is to bug me, they havent even played the guessing game with me! this irksome individual has in fact only gone and wasted quite a bit of my time, and energy!
and so, i'd like to ask this person, who so ever it is, to tell me who they are. coz you've had your fun pal and now its painful.
i know, that it is probably a close friend who's playing this prank on me. they're doing it for fun. but its a bloody menace! so please save me from this trouble someone, and get me rid of this stalker!!!!
PS: i know its a stalker. they even left me pics of myself in my email id! jesus christ, save me!
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